I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like
who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it
I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed.
You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.
my diet plan:
- make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look